“fullblooded domincano, 12 inch dick. went to college in florida and my dick stayed wet with pussy. i stretched out so many white girl pussy they probaby still thinking about it. its not enough to have a big dick you gotta know how to get in theyre heads. at the party be like aint no way you can handle what i got. white girls especially hate being told they cant do something. once you in theyre head its over, they gonna chase that dick all night just to prove something. i slept with over 30 girls my senior year. just gotta know how to play the game.”

Ahh, so the reason guys from the Dominican Republic are so good at baseball is because they’re born with a bat already between their legs. They say “college girls are easy”, but apparently if you’re hung like a moose then it’s just free pickings. I’ve been saying this for a while now, but this generation of college girls is cooked.

Snagged this vid from a private Telegram group for tattooists with this guy asking for advice claiming his girlfriend complains that giving him a blowjob is like trying to suck off a pringles can. Really he’s just bragging, but hell, wouldn’t you if you had a cock that could double as a rolling pin? Plus I doubt she’s complaining. A girl with a ton of tats is almost always a size queen – they like the pain that comes with having to wrangle a trousersnake like this one.

“a friend of mine worked at a verizon store at a mall in chandler az back in 2022-2023 and people would drop off their phones for whatever issue and pick them up later after wandering around or whatever. He’d plug the phones into diagnostics and such and have full access to their shit, which is why you should be wary leaving your phone with any part time degenerate in a phone store. He’d save the good shit and send it to our discord, but this one stuck out because it was this girl’s phone and she was there with her HUSBAND and KID! Had it in her hidden folder on android. Question is did her husband know? lol”

Maybe it was cheating, maybe it was just an ex who she didn’t want to forget. Maybe she missed the feeling of giving birth to something larger than her arm and needed the reminder. Whatever the real case may be, the lesson remains… never leave your phone with a degen at a service center.

“I studied abroad in China for one semester and hooked up with this girl in my classes who loved white guys (being hung and good looking helped). Fast forward and now she models clothing on instagram, nothing huge but she says it makes a living (like she’s not famous for it or anything). Anyways I visit about once a year and we still meet up at least once each time and get fucked up on baijiu and fuck in my hotel. Filming this was her idea so… anyways china blocks porn sites.

hey following up your questions trust me i asked her to move to canada but she wont leave china and yeah of course she fucks other guys (hence i always wear a condom) but she says im the biggest and she will literally drop everything shes doing when im there”

Future historians will concur that this was what led to the downfall of the Chinese Empire. Not the illusion of strength i.e. the paper dragon, not external containment, or a declining birthrate, but Chinese girls’ addiction to big, thick western dick. Keep fighting the good fight my friend.

This is my phillipine girlfriend of one year. You have no idea how hard it is to find a sexy, pretty girl here who is willing to be with a guy with a 10 inch dick, they DO NOT handle size well and it took me 8 MONTHS of being here to finally find a girl my standard who can handle it, and that was only after MONTHS of working our way up from 4, to 5, to 7, and now 8 inches (I don’t think the last 2 are gonna happen). She fucking loves getting railed by it though. She keeps a pic of it on her phone to show her friends, who all think she’s dick crazy.”

This little brown fuck machine might be the best thing to come out of the Philippines since Manny Pacquiao. She’s taking more dick than her three Filipino ex boyfriends combined. Hell, that dick is just three dicks in a trench coat. You’d better hold on to her, bud – not that it looks like she’ll ever be capable of letting a shaft like that go.

“Had a friend who went to Thailand every year and would come back with stories about how hot the girls he fucked were and how they’d struggle to handle his size. He sent these clips to us a couple of years ago. Not sure what he’s up to these days but he’s probably still at it!”

It’s amazing what those little thai girls will put themselves through for 1500 baht. That tiny Pattaya pussy is holding on for dear life. It’s too bad he didn’t try shoving it in all the way, he probably just didn’t want to spend life in a Thai prison for attempted murder.

“bro i done hit the jackpot with this one i aint ever seen an ass like this on a damn korean girl first time i saw her at my work i was like dayum i aint know they make em like that my dick in heaven, she said her 1st bf was asian 2nd was white and 3rd is me and the dick doubled each time lol”

It takes about one full generation of having lived in the U.S. for an immigrant family to start debasing itself. The grandparents migrate over and work their asses off to give their sons and daughters a better shot, and those sons and daughters grow up to become success stories for the American Dream, but when *they* have offspring of their own, that’s when it gets all fucked up. This ho’s grandpappy survived the Korean War, she’s trying to survive her boyfriend’s monster cock, they are not the same.

“spring break AND my birthday rolled into one so my girl was like yeah we can threesome with my friend she never had real dick before and always asking questions so we got a lil tipsy and smoked a couple blunts and i had the best night of my life so far. Plz blur faces and enjoy.”

And the Spring Break hits just keep on coming – I love this time of year! There should be a Spring Break every season. Some sluts just have a thing for big D, and this guy can clearly provide.

“dated this girl in college who was amazed by my 10″ dick and fucking loved it, would constantly push herself to take more and got that pussy stretched out real good. We broke up cause she wanted something more exclusive and I like to play around too much. It was still great sex and I feel sorry for whoever she dating now cause I guarantee if I wanted I could hit it any time, she would literally tell me my dick was ruining her for other guys so we better stay together lol.”

Oh yeah dude, she’s finished. You can tell just by watching her that she’d happily throw away a perfect relationship just for one more chance to get her lungs punctured from the underside. She’s living that secret sizequeen life now.

“i did one semester at fudan university and let me tell you chinese people are the most racist people in the world, mostly just the dumb men and i can tell you why is because they have lil rice dicks from eating too much soy over thousands of years, but like i said most of the racism from the men meanwhile the girls were all about some big chocolate dick, i pulled more pussy over there than I can count an that pussy was fire, every girl i fucked felt like my dick was getting squeezed like a lemon. I had some of them girls trained real good, balls deep 9 inches, other girls couldnt do half, and i nutted in every one of them cause the condoms there dont fit. I probably got like 20 lil niggas runnin round china now.”

Americans have to deal with it because we couldn’t pick our own cotton back in the day, but I don’t see why China has to lose their girls to bbc. A dick like that doesn’t belong anywhere near Asia. You think this is what Mao imagined for his Great Leap Forward?

“spit game at this ho at 1am in tha club and by 2am i was balls deep with my big ass dick so i should have known she was crazy but thats how springbreak be sometimes but then i stg the next day in the damn 7-11 she was fighting these other 2 bitches was chill with her the night before and they just was going at it come to find out bitch had sucked her friends boyfrieds dick at the same club i met her ass now every time i think about it i gotta hit the listerine”

This hung brotha thought he was just that good, turns out this lil thot was on a dickdown frenzy. I’d be getting checked ASAP. The fight at the end is wild, it makes me sad that the only spring breaks I ever went on were prior to the big black takeover.

“I will level with you I was part of a very mediocre band and we got a few gigs here and there but I was in no way under the illusion that we were going anywhere, yet there were still girls who would show up and fall in love with our music which was odd cause why were they so obsessed with us? but on the bright side they were easy lays and for 99% of the girls they’ve never had big dick before and went crazy when I would whip out my 9 inch wang. Fucked this girl in particular several times and I still forget her name.”

I guess this wannabe groupie became a big fan of “9 inch nails”, way to go. Most peoples’ bands suck ass, but they still get laid like no one’s business. A round of Jäger shots says this girl had some major father issues.

“I was fucking this student from bangaldesh for 2 months back in 2022 it was a slow and painful process but bitch got trained right then I tried to get her friend involved n she got upset and i never got a final nut but like bitch if u dont wanna share the love get yo ass back to where u came from? her semester was up anyway and aint no fucking way im ever going to the desert so it is what it is, no contact!”

That little brown fuck machine is taking dick like her visa depends on it. Her pussy is spent, but she should have known that black guys like to fuck around. Could have just did the threesome and we’d all be happy.

This guy says he sets up free wifi hotspots at popular spring break venues and people just connect to it all willy nilly. Here’s yet another fine ass white girl getting absolutely demolished in Miami by more wood than a pine forest during lumberjack pride month. Someone get this guy a leash for that hog, and some Tylenol for her.

“lauderdale springbreak crazy this year, tons of bitches as per usual but police were over the top this year like damn let some people have some fun it looking like nazi germany or some shit. I got my dick wet every day and twice in one day but this little ho was the funnest cause earlier she was like nah too big will hurt too much but then by the end of the night she had change her mind which is hilarious cause some other dude was def looking to hit but i guess she chose me!”

It’s that time of year again where white college girls and professional astronauts swarm the beaches of Florida and poor decisions are made. “Lunchtime Carla” understood the rules and seemingly knew that there’s such a thing as too big, but “One Bottle of Tito’s Vodka Carla”? Wrecked.

“I used to roll with this nigga back in 2022, i say used to cause we don’t roll like that anymore due to his doing some fucked up narc shit, but neway long story short he used to get with this girl and would just fuck the shit out her cause to be fair he did have a big one he swore 10 inches and hed record it and say if she ever left hed send it to her new man but sure enough they broke up cause he was fucking several other girls and he showed us where he was sending vids to her new boyfriends n shit which we all thought was fucking funny af at the time n he sent us copies but this the only one i still had. neways hes in dade correctional now doing 4 years n oh yeah he can go suck a dick”

Jesus Christ, that magnum is struggling to fit on that dick, but not struggling as much as this poor girl. She taps out a few different times, and is constantly running from the dickdown. Imagine you start dating this bitch and suddenly get a video of her getting hollowed out like an apple core, at least it would explain why sticking your penis in felt like waving a corndog in the Astrodome.

“waitress from the damn chilis i thought she was cute and got her insta and we texted and i dropped the big D pic and that was all she wrote. It a numbers game boys u just gotta shoot your shot nonstop and they will bite”

If there’s one thing I know it’s that Chili’s waitresses are obsessed with black guys, so this guy was already coming into this with an advantage. Talking about “it’s a numbers game” like the size of his dick has nothing to do with it. If I had a huge cock I’d be eating at Chili’s too, but until there are some major advancements in penile surgery, I’ll stick with Outback.

Big dick dipshit snapped himself stretching out some dumb young slut and got his shit leaked almost immediately. I’d feel bad for her but come on, if she’s dumb enough to believe a guy when he says he’s filming “just for his personal records” then there’s no hope for her. I do feel bad for that cervix though, shit must be pushing up into her lungs at this point.

“Do what you want with this I’m drunk, she’s a bitch and I live in fucking Mongolia they don’t even watch porn here and this bitch is dumb as rocks lollll. She tiny as fuck I swear I’m only 9 inches which yeah I know is big but it looks fucking huge next to her lol she says BIG COKE all the time and its fucking hilarious she dont speak english for shit which is bad cause i was supposed to be teaching her. Anyway its 2am here and i have work int he morning so fuck her, fuck you, and goodnight.”

Oof, not going to be any regrets about this are there? To be fair this came in about a month ago during Lunar New Year and I imagine there was some traditional holiday stress-fuckery about. I emailed back for more info but got nothing, so I’ll just assume they kissed and made up. Not like she could go back to tiny Genghis Khocks again anyway after having been with that log of a hog.

“Back when I was an RA they explicitly told us we were not allowed to date students in our dorms but my junior year this hot 2nd gen brazilian girl was a freshman on my floor and we hit it off. Her parents had just migrated here before she was born so she was still very much brazilian but had only been with one other dude who she said was the size of a thumb so she was wowed by how big I am (10 inches legit and measured). We dated for over 2 years and I even went to her family’s house for Acao de Gracas Day which was awkward because her shitty little brother pulled the magnum xl condom wrapper out of her trash and asked her parents like “what’s this?” like he didn’t know and I have no idea what was said exactly but it was really awkward. Unfortunately she started putting on weight throughout the 2nd year of dating and I had to take a deep look at what I wanted out of the relationship and i just cant with chubby girls so I ended it (she had put on about 50 lbs and didn’t see a problem with it because yes we discussed it). She was objectively probably the hottest girl I’ve ever been with but only during that first year.”

Got damn she had a cute ass! It’s a shame it was ruined by what I assume is all the fatty foods on campus these days. Thank God we have RFK Jr. flipping that food pyramid upside down these days to help keep hot girls hot. Looks like she really loved that big dick, too.

“dont even ask me what her name was lol so basically i was that nigga who into anime n shit, nigaruto, niggachu, i heard it all but they had these events like in raleigh n every girl there would wanna chat me up n i would get laid sometimes twice in a day, found this from 2012 on my old canon powershot and gotta wander where she at today”

Bro “niggachu” is too much! 😂 Being black at an anime convention is like being tall in Laos, the rarity of it adds so much extra value that it’s easy to get your dick wet. This sexy weeb wanted her some Dragonball XXL and One Pieceofshit here delivered. Niggachu lol, I just can’t.

College footballer downloaded the wrong copy of TheBlindSide_FULL_HD.mp4 from Limewire and now Sanjay Patel has all his sex vids. To be fair, you can’t expect him to think too far ahead since his dick ends up with a lot of the blood meant for his brain. At least this girl now knows what it’s like to try to swallow a soda bottle.

Ya’ll gotta stop plugging your phones into school networks. Here’s one out of UCLA of some asian girl getting split in half by her monstrously huge black boyfriend. Thank the good Lord he is taking it easy on her. Why does God give the tiniest girls the biggest challenges?🤔

“random hookup after clubbinb in new orlens during mardigras i asked her if she could handle a big d but obviously it was a bit too big for her but we still had fun n got our nut”

And here I thought Shia LaBeouf was the biggest dick at Mardis Gras. This looks like someone trying to stuff a loaf of bread into a water hose.

ORIGINALLY TAKEN FROM THE SDP (small dick problems) REDDIT:

“We went on a big group spring break trip (about 10 of us total) and this one asshole who I’ve never liked brought his super cute new freshman girlfriend and she was super cool and nice and perfect but he was an absolute dick, constantly bringing up his penis size like asking the alexa what the average penis size was or like referencing it during games like in cards against humanity and you could tell she didn’t really like it but then on day 2 he airdropped several videos of him fucking her the previous night then claimed it was an accident (which is bullshit), and she was embarrassed and pissed but by afternoon he had charmed his way back into her good graces and it was like it never happened which honestly sucks because she deserves better than to be treated like that. I actually got to know her pretty well during the trip like we would talk about books we liked and movies and we had a lot in common but then I’d just think about those fucking airdrops and feel like shit because it was obvious she was into his large dick or whatever and due to my own circumstances it would make me depressed and I just wanted to wander out into the ocean but I’m too much of a coward for that so yeah, shit sucks and that’s life. Oh I later learned that apparently captain asshole was trying to get a couple of other girls on our trip to join them and that’s why he airdropped the vids but they didnt go for it.”

I don’t have much to say about this except it sucks when the girl you like is getting her insides restructured by a guy who will probably never have a bad day in his life. If you’re in the same boat as this poor sap, just know that there are girls out there who don’t care about penis size. I mean, not this girl, clearly, but other girls for sure.

“dated this crazy bitch my junior year she worked at the cafe in the UC n we made several vids and was gonna start a OF and she could take some big dick better than some of the big black hoes i fucked with but then she got like some mental issues and what not and was on all sorts of medications and bipolar shit and i was like nah i cant deal with all that shit right now n last i heard she was back living with her parents. Got a new girl now and we gonna start selling content soon check out our upcoming OF 11inches4bri“

Bro got blessed with a Trenta-sized cock and literally fucked this girl crazy. Honestly though, he should have known she had mental issues from the start if she was willing to impale herself on an 11 inch flagpole. She’s both in over her head and yet at the same time obviously obsessed with how big it is – college is crazy.

“met this pyt at a party my junior year when she had just broke up with her boyfriend and she got obsessed with my bbc ended up being my fwb for 2 years we used to fuck every week she fucking worshipped it but struggled like hell but the hardest part was keeping it a secret from my gf 😂”

Her ex should have known better than to let her go to a college party after a breakup. Too late for her now, once you’ve had a king sized Snickers the small ones just don’t fill you up.

“my cousin plays ball at WSU and sends me vids of his hookups. Now I have a big cock myself but my cuz is fr packing 12 inches and I have never seen a girl take it all the way. He said this big tittied bitch would only let him use half his dick lol. I told him he need to do porn fr.“

Honestly I’m a bit mad that there are guys out there with 12 inch footlong dicks reshaping girls’ world views on penis size. Like what happens next here? She’s bottoming out at half so no way this is gonna be long term, then she’s back out on the dating market having been stretched out by Subway’s new spokesperson. Damn.

“used to fuck wit this yt hoe who went to stockton university ok we dated a bit and she loved this big dick but i moved to boston so we broke it off n honestly not worth it to fly her out when there are plenty of girls here but she still hits me up sometimes reminiscing cause she cant find anyone like me to fill her up”

Yet another classic tale of “girl gets biggest dicking of her life and never recovers”. And Stockton has a university? I can’t imagine…

“watch me fuck this korean girl with my cock that’s bigger than her arm. Met at a club and we hooked up almost every weekend for a year. We ain’t date, do dinners, movies, nothing, she just wanted to get deep fucked all the time. Enjoy.”

I’m pretty sure her ancestors didn’t survive Chinese hordes, Japanese imperialism, and the god damn Korean War just for her to end up having a death wish for her uterus. Welp, no going back now.

This one comes out of the University of Georgia where this dumb young college girl gets the absolute shit fucked out of her by her boyfriend, who I can only assume is studying to be a doctor. Imagine having to take a dick like that and still go to classes.

Sorry for the long break. Got a huge collection of hacked phone videos I’ll be releasing over the next few weeks. This one has some young Colombian college girl getting absolutely ruined by some 10.5 inch white pony studying abroad in Bogota. It looks like she can take about 8 inches of that hog before it bottoms out like the Iranian Rial.

“we just started spring semester and our dumbfuck RA sent a sex clip of her riding her bf to her announcement discord. I’m pretty sure she was drunk, and she’s definitely not supposed to have her bf spending the night, and she deleted that shit INSTANTLY but me and at least a few others already grabbed it and someone sent it to the RD and as of this week she’s GONE. She was a bitch though and wrote me and my friends up for dumb shit.”

Lol this stupid slut got fucked by Buster Bronco himself (Boise mascot), then in a dick daze shot off the video to everyone on the floor. The bbc literally made her stupid. At least now folks can study in peace.

“hung bilingual white boy here, I work for a very big and well known tech company and did a one year stint in Columbia in 2025, mostly working out of Medellin. They hired this cute girl on about halfway through as a sort of secretary (we got a lot of walk-ins even though that wasn’t our purpose), and we hit it off and would hang out, smoke weed, drink guaro, and of course fuck. She was fascinated with how big I was, and called me “mi vergote” which basically means “my huge dick”, and even after several months couldn’t fit the full length (like literally could not, I could feel her absolute limit at about 8 inches and it would not go in further). She wanted to stay together or come back with me to the U.S. but to be honest it was obvious she had been run through by the AGC or some other gang and I’m just not about that baggage. Great lay though, made my time there 100% worth it.”

Dude has a dick so big it had to be smuggled across the border. Girl is obviously addicted to BWC, and I’m not talking about Beautiful White Cocaine here. Don’t worry bro, she’ll be able to sneak in once the next Democrat is elected.

“matched this pretty yt thing on tinder and hit on the 2nd date. I knew she was dtf when after teh first date we was texting and she got the big dick pic and didnt ghost. you can have this one free but if you want the full vid where i turn her over and try to push it all the way in and she screams to tap out it will cost.”

What can I say, at least this girl didn’t put out after the first date. And sorry bud, but no one is gonna drop $100 on a vid these days. You’d just use that money to hollow out some other poor girl anyway.

“Bar I work at hired this girl to bartend and we hooked up on several occasions. Having a true bbc has been a lifelong challenge since 90% of girls can’t fit it since it has about a 8 inch girth. Go try to fit yo mouth around a coke can and you’ll get the idea. Anyway she got obsessed with it, begged to get stretched out, etc i dont know what was wrong with her but it was heaven for 6 months then bitch got fired for stealing tips supposed to be shared with boh.”

Christ that pussy is stretched wider than Sunday’s score between the Seahawks and 49ers. Imagine wanting to get impaled by a friggin’ utility pole so bad you beg for it. Getting fired for pocketing tips? She’s clearly fucked in the head – guaranteed absent father syndrome.

“Was with this bitch for a year when she was 19 she still lived with her parents who would leave every other weekend to stay at their lake property and id come over and fuck the shit out her in her parents room since her room upstairs was next to her little brothers and we didnt want him to hear her getting her guts pounded that be fucked up but then id play cod with him after and he was none the wiser”

Come on now, little man definitely knew his sis was getting tore up by a bbc, he just needed a second player to help get past that S.O.G. mission in co-op.

“I been fucking this girl for 5 months nonstop, she cant keep my big dick out her mouth. Enjoy this one 4 free cause we gonna launch a onlyfans soon and charge $20 a pop”

Hopefully if they do start an Onlyfans, the dude has enough blood in his body by then to fill his penis all the way. Right now it’s looking like one of those balloon animal balloons clowns use. My guy needs some vitamin B12 stat!

“This was my ultimate fantasy come true for my 30th birthday. My wife and I went down to Gatlinburg TN to celebrate. We have always been experimental in the bedroom, especially with size play. We incorporate several large toys like the dildos from Veatrylove which are all over 10 inches long and thicker than a coke can. I am just average down there so it’s always been great to be able to stretch my wife out and I’ve always wanted to find a guy we could trust who had a big one to give her since I know she’d love it as well. This gentleman was everything we wanted, was respectful, fit, and had a legitimate footlong penis that was super thick (I was actually in disbelief lol). We actually found him in Craiglist, which I know you’ll probably joke about but it worked. As you can see we thoroughly enjoyed our time and made a special memory I’ll cherish forever.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t wrap my head around this sort of mindset. It’s one thing for girls to foolishly seek out guys who are horse hung because let’s face it – the media metaphorically forces that lifestyle down their throats. It’s another thing for boyfriends and husbands to embrace having their significant others get wrecked by monstrous dongs, and yeah, I just don’t get it.

“Used to be in a relationship with this dumb girl from philipines who i swear had the iq of a rock but she could take dick better than most black girls. Her parents were racists pieces of shit though and im sure they could imagine their daughter was getting fucked silly by a 9.5 inch black cock and it pissed them off lol”

The proud people of the Philippines are noble and kind, I’m sure the parents weren’t upset at the color of your skin, but probably the fact that after her guts took a pounding like that on the regular she’d have no chance of finding a suitable Filipino husband. Even Manny Pacquiao wouldn’t be able to knock that pussy out.

“caught this on valentiens 2025 my gurl love this big dick look at her toes curl with them orgasms she just turn 20 this past year n i been hittin it for a year she told me she scared to break up cause her pussy molded to me ngl”

Give it a few years and she’ll either be a black baby meme on Tinder looking to “settle down” or she’ll be dating a Fred from Scooby Doo and keeping this relationship a secret while telling him her vagina is “naturally deep”. But for now, it looks like she really is enjoying that cervix-pounding so good on her.
Also, Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

“thank you for the purchase and for $100 I can get you six more videos but the quality is not great but here are the details you asked for she used to work the reception desk at planet fitness over summer and i thought she look cute n asked her out so we end up hooking up several times before she moved to wherever she was small but she could take dick like nobodys business last i checked it was ten and a half long and thick like a shaving cream”

Don’t get your hopes up, his other videos were all with fat girls so I declined to obtain them. This little bitch on the other hand was just right. It’s hard to come across big black cocks fucking sexy black girls, probably because when a black man is 8+ inches they just upgrade to snowbunnies. There’s a large swath of the black male population we never see who have tiny peckers and are stuck with the fat black women no one else wants – that’s why they’re so angry.

“used to work at damn pizza hut with this girl n we still hookup every time i come home. she has basically told me that i can hit any time irregardless of whether she is seeing someone or not the big dick trumps it all and so far its been true a few months ago when we made this vid which was her idea she was seeing some guy in one of her classes and it didnt matter she told him she was feeling sick and hooked up with me instead and now she single again n we gonan fuck this weekend.”

Jake Paul isn’t the only one willing to break his jaw taking on a big black monster. The fact that this guy gets a free pass to fuck any time just because his dick can go deeper than the OceanGate Titan sub means she’s already cooked. You can think Hollywood and western media for glorifying these mismatches and planting the seeds of BBC in white girls’ minds.

“I had big dick problems all my life, but every now and then I’d find a girl who loved getting dicked down by my 9 inch cock like this girl I dated for a year in college. When I met her she was one of those “size don’t matter” types until we hooked up and it changed her whole worldview. I used to fuck the shit out of her almost every day! Some of my best memories!”

You have to wonder how many girls would do great things in college were it not for big dicked assholes fucking them stupid. Like this girl could have been studying to be a doctor, but a constant dicking like this one means she’d need to switch to an easier major, something requiring less concentration (nursing, or communications). Oh well.

“I have a very big thick 10 inches dick and am looking to make and sell content. I was a wide receiver for alabama for two years so I am fit as well. Attached is a small sample of what I have to offer this was my girlfriend for a few months she was a freshman with a tight little latina pussy made the RA come with noise complains lol and there is plenty more where this came from. Thank you.”

Roll Tide! This poor girl will never be able to look at a footlong subway sub the same way again. She got her pussy wrecked, but come on, she had to know what she was getting into when she started dating a black football player from Alabama.

“I make a trip to Japan every year for fun and to DJ at a few clubs in Shibuya and it’s legit. The girls are sexy af and they like black skin (the young ones do not the old racist fucks) but it’s hard to hookup on account of my size (10 inch) but thankfully there’s always callgirls and though a lot of callgirl companies wont send girls to the room if you’re black there’s always one that will it just takes some time to find one and once they’re in there’s really no leaving until you’ve had your fun.”

Wow, another thick-dicked black man discovers the loophole for fucking tiny Japanese girls – $$$. It’s a win for everyone, right? Her company gets paid, she gets to use her affordable healthcare at the OBGYN the next day and you get to feel what it’s like to get your dick squeezed tighter than a rubberband on a watermelon. Good job!

“this former coworker bitchass promised me a certain amount of sth in exchange for having his girl fucked deep by my 9 inch bbc and recorded so he could sell that shit or sth but then his bitchass didnt follow through on payment which means i own the rights to the vid so now ima sell that shit, tbh it was probably the best fuck of her life so a win win for us and he can go fuck himself”

STEP 1: promise some hung black guy drugs in exchange for fucking your hot girlfriend on camera
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: Profit!

Some guys don’t think things through.

“A guy who went to the same highschool with my gf (and who barely knew her) randomly sent her this vid of him fucking some poor girl and was like “wyd right now” and of course she came straight to me and we actually had a good laugh at it and she blocked him but seriously dude wtf? Who tries to hook up with a girl by sending her a video of you fucking someone else??? Yeah he’s got a big dick so what, apparently he’s a fucking idiot. And to the poor girl in the video well I hope you know he’s sending it to people he hasn’t seen or spoken to in years.”

Christ, how do you even survive a dicking like that? A bruised cervix is the minimum amount of damage here, we’re talking bruised stomach, spleen, lungs, etc.! Also, you sure he barely knew your girl? I’d be asking some questions, that’s all.

“We first met a couple years back at college and she was like “wow that is a HUGE dick!” but she liked how it hurt a little (she was one of those kinky girls who liked pain and shit) and we just hooked up occasionally whenever we were at the same party and what not and I felt like fucking and the video was her idea for a keepsake. EDIT: oh sorry it’s 10 inches and she’s 21yo in the video”

Between the tattoos and the joy she gets from having her cervix pressed into her stomach, you just know her dad is so far out of the picture he’s basically a ghost who owes backpay on child support.“

“sorry whtie boys yall gonna have to take another one for the team because this little thang is SPENT. Been with her for a year and she still runnin’, she love it though and says she can never go back to normal dick lol”

Keep her. I mean, when you’re right you’re right, yeah? Just looking at the way she worships that dick means the 99% of guys without donkey dicks won’t stand a chance. We wish her the best of luck!